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Canto 1: quasi rubato
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MasterBeethoven....masturbayteoven
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Canto II: I am Cat God
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I am Cat God, repeated...
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Peter Thoegersen
November 8, 2013 ·
Facebook, for me, has become a kind of public diary, where I dont really realize that I am exposing myself to
real people. when I finally meet them, I discover that I have been misrepresenting myself, and allowing my id
to speak for me. I apologize for this.
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wHeN I saY I HatE you, it doesn't mean that I hate you, but it does mean that I seriously have some
hate for u. Not that I really hate u, but that I have some small kernel of a seed of HAte for u and that
I really really do HATE u. but not really. i h8 u. HA HA, I'm just kidding. I hate you.
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Necrophiliacs Eat Worms Out of Mouths Of the Dead
Necrophiliacs Eat Worms Out of Mouths Of the Dead
Scouring the bones and sinews of long held day
And wielded by efforts wrought like a shedding snake
Loathsomely seeking the glint of the giant's head
They pile the body on top the mound that death decay
Chomping the moar, not fed but fled, away they soar
Nothing but sand and stone and mud and flowers
In vain, a desperate enterprise not likely met today
Laurels flat and stamped by rest's fallow flight at night
Revelation negated and shoulders slumped in due fright
That might anon come by way of stealing food for nought
Look! Within, that fire, a pilot light who governs right
Guilelessly holds the gaze of mighty men away from blight
That cramps the innards of the ivy-crawled walls a'bought
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Canto VI: Sticky Condom
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communicating with you idiots is like putting on a wet, sticky condom, that's too small.
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Ron Hershewe
Timo Tuhkanen for your 45cm dick?
November 2, 2013 at 5:31pm · Like
Timo Tuhkanen you yourself insist on not communicating. this is not communicating Peter, you have
been taught wrong if you think it is
November 2, 2013 at 5:32pm · Like
Peter Thoegersen NO! mine is 90 cm.
November 2, 2013 at 5:33pm · Like
Timo Tuhkanen no Peter, that's your leg, look next to it
November 2, 2013 at 5:34pm · Like
Peter Thoegersen oh. youre right.
November 2, 2013 at 5:34pm · Like
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I'm afraid all this excitement has brought on a sudden urge to masturbate.
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Mario Seth, Keenan Lawler and 5 others
Anthony Osborne Ha ha!
Unlike · Reply · 1 · June 24 at 1:18am
Scarlet Fry just the tip
Unlike · 1 · June 24 at 7:18am
John DuPree Wow, must be a whopper. Don't think too hard or watch porn. Try to focus on something
other than that tickling feeling in your groin and forget the stomach Steinway.... oh, cold showers. Every 5
min.
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Lore Lixenberg Please can you come to London and do it over the head of Nigel Farage.Thanks.
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Peter Thoegersen ok. can someone help with a ticket?
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Lore Lixenberg Try trump.I will film it and start an art movement called The New Californian Actionism
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fuck , shit, piss, cunt, dyke, cocksucker, mother fucker, whore, dick,
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You, Anthony Osborne, Josh Caron and 3 others
Peter Thoegersen llook at all these Americans scramble for jesus.
June 21, 2012 at 11:12pm · Like
Peter Thoegersen you shameful bastards.....assholes.....wimps........
June 21, 2012 at 11:13pm · Like
Denby Brown slapper, tits, arse, wanker, dickhead, bullshitter, hoe, bitch, skank, slut,- il be back with
some more! lol! xo
June 21, 2012 at 11:58pm · Unlike · 1
Peter Thoegersen meow
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Canto 9: Ok! ACHTUNG:
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OK! Achtung: The trick now is to act as a dating service and match the ultimate man with the
ultimate woman!!! so? We, we need to set up the universal black hole with the cock and balls of the
teachings of the Buddha, christ, and Muhammad, and we have a perfect match!! Then, we all, will be
safe.
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Peter Thoegersen (could John Fox have thought of this?)
June 4, 2012 at 10:52pm · Like
Peter Thoegersen CAN THE BUDDHA, CHRIST, AND MUHAMMAD FUCK THAT BLACK HOLE?
June 4, 2012 at 10:54pm · Like
Peter Thoegersen I HAVE 6 MILLION IDEAS PER SECOND.
June 4, 2012 at 10:56pm · Like
Peter Thoegersen they never stop. never.
June 4, 2012 at 10:57pm · Like
Kim Diaz Go do some stand-up.
June 4, 2012 at 11:39pm · Unlike · 1
Peter Thoegersen id be good, huh?
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THE MORE LIKES YOU GET, THE BIGGER ASSHOLE YOU ARE.
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You, Robert Roman, Tara Westcott and Mark Britt
Jose I. Martel I'm an asshole :/
July 26, 2013 at 7:09pm · Like
Kevin Martin I thought it was a ratio of how often you used caps lock . . .
July 26, 2013 at 7:57pm · Unlike · 1
Peter Thoegersen the day I fell off the wagon, about three years ago!
Peter Thoegersen
July 26, 2013 ·
ACCEPTANCE IS THE FOCAL POINT OF MEDIOCRITY
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Peter Thoegersen
July 25, 2013 ·
get on facebook. hide. hide your humanity. hide your feelings, hide your thoughts, hide. hide
hide hide hide.
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How many of you hate everything I say?
Peter Thoegersen
sending your sons to war for profit...
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I make them up on the fly in real time. Real Time is a 21st century digital communications social media term.
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Peter Thoegersen
Every piece in this site has a score and was meant for performance. All scores are at the free internet Archive. archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Peter+Thoegersen%22
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